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[Betty] I know
we're all hurting right now.

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But our priority has to be to maintain

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the security of this Vault.

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[Norm] They don't want to find Dad.

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If they did,
they wouldn't get to be in charge.

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[Lucy] I'm bringing him home.

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Hit him again!

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[grunts]

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-[roaring]
-[Titus] Oh! Shoot it!

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You stupid motherfucker,
you know this is all your fault.

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They'll kill you for this.

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[Maximus] Not if I bring back the target.

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[Wilzig] You can change the future

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if you can bring me to Moldaver.

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Just my head.

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You are a vault dweller,

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but if you're going to survive,

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you need to start acting
like a surface dweller.

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Question is,

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will you still want the same things...

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...when you have become
a different animal altogether?

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[western music playing]

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[man grunting]

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♪ ♪

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[villain] Please, sir.

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Please, sir, please.

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There's an old Mexican eulogy.

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Feo fuerte y formal.

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Means he was ugly, strong,

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and had dignity.

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Well, Joey,

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I'll give you
two out of three on that front.

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[whimpering]

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Do I really have to kill him?

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-[director] Cut.
-[bell rings]

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Emil, can you come over here?
I got to talk to you for a second.

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Yeah, here you go.

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That was a hell of a day, Jorge.
That was a great scene.

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Listen, I got to talk to you
about these, these new pages, you know?

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I mean, I-I'm the sheriff, right?

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Well, why can't I just arrest the guy
like I normally do?

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-That's what I do. All right.
-The au… the audience, Coop, yeah?

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They already know you're a good man.

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They want to see that even a good man

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-as yourself can be driven
too far sometimes.
-Yeah, I understand that.

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But that's not really my thing,
you know, Emil, that's not what I do.

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I mean, is Bob,
is Bob around here anywhere?

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-Bob's been fired, Coop.
-What?

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Studio fired him.

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Why?

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See, turns out...

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Bob's a bit of a communist.

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-A communist? Cadillac Bob?
-Yeah.

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Cadillac Bob! The very one.

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-Well, what a shame,
he was such a great writer.
-Terrible shame.

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One of the best, but he had to go.

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Which is why this movie is so important.

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-Right.
-You see, it's a new kind of western.

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The power of the individual
when the chips are down.

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The new America,
it's why I'm telling you, so...

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that's why it'd be
really great if you could just…

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shoot Jorge in the fucking head, yeah?

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-Please. 'Cause out here...
-Right.

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...it's just you, your gun,
and your personal code bringing order

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-to the Wild Wild West!
-Yeah. Uh, hey, let's, uh,

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let's pick this up after lunch, all right?

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You gonna save any of
that grape taffy for the rest of us?

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It's not grape. It's lavender.

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Well, if you like the taste of lavender,

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why not just drink a bottle of perfume?

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You know, a lot of people like
to write it off as some old lady flavor,

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but it's subtle.

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Flirtatious.

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Tastes like someone touching you
for the first time.

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Well, may I?

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Mm.

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-Um, that's the worst thing...
-[laughs]

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...I've ever put in my mouth.

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-That's horrible.
-Taffy?

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Um, you got to ask your mother.

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-Please, Mommy?
-Sure, sweetheart.

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Oh, wow.

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Unbelievable. Hey.

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Mm.

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Oh, sorry, makeup.

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Sorry, lipstick.

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I'll take it.

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-Okay, we should get going.
-All right.

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Photographer's ready and waiting.

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Okay, what is this?

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A bit of a costume change
for you, Mr. Howard.

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Ah, okay.

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Oh, look at that.

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They even made it in your color.

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Let's see if it fits.

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Okay, Janey.

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Let's go.

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Come on, here. Come here.

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[conversing indistinctly]

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[intriguing music playing]

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♪ ♪

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[coughs]

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[coughing]

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[spits]

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[coughs]

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[coughs]

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[wheezes]

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[CX404 whimpers]

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Come on, let's go find the rest of him.

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[clucking tongue]

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[CX404 barks]

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[barks]

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♪ ♪

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[♪ The Ink Spots: "Maybe"]

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♪ Maybe ♪

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♪ You'll think of me ♪

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♪ When you are all ♪

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♪ Alone ♪

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♪ Maybe ♪

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♪ The one who is waiting ♪

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♪ For you ♪

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♪ Will prove untrue ♪

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♪ Then what will ♪

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♪ You do? ♪

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♪ Maybe ♪

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♪ You'll sit and sigh...

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All right.

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What is so special about you?

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♪ Were near…

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Ow!

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♪ Maybe ♪

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♪ You'll…

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Ow!

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Okay, okay.

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Keep your secrets, sir.

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♪ Are all...

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Just in case.

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To keep you extra safe.

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♪ Who is waiting for you...

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Hmm.

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♪ Will prove untrue...

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Huh.

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♪ Then what will I do? ♪

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There.

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Snug as a bug. [chuckles]

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[sighs]

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[clears throat]

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♪ Wishing that I ♪

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♪ Were near ♪

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♪ Then ♪

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♪ Maybe...

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Boy, that knight
really was something, huh?

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♪ Come back...

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I wonder who he was?

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♪ And maybe ♪

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♪ I'll say ♪

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♪ Maybe ♪♪

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[chickens clucking]

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[comms officer] Knight Titus.

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Knight Titus.

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Knight Titus!

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[deeper voice] This is Knight Titus.

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Over.

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This is Petty Officer Shortsight.

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You missed your check-in.

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We were attacked, uh,

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by an abomination.

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My squire, he fell in battle.

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He died with honor.

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And glory.

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Copy that. We'll get you
a replacement squire right away.

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No! No, I'm okay.

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-All good here.
-It's not a problem.

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We got plenty of squires.

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No.

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Yeah, uh...

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I'll be right back.

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[suspenseful music plays]

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[indistinct chatter]

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[metallic echo] I can fix it.

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Cost you five caps.

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[intense music playing]

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[caps jingling]

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Uh, could you do it for four?

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No.

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[intriguing music playing]

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It's extra if you do it fast.

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Thanks.

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♪ ♪

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[indistinct chatter]

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Fack! [grunts]

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Step away from the armor.

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[laughing]

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Kick the shit out of him.

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[grunting]

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Finders keepers.

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Milord.

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[laughs]

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Let's get her open... Open it, open it!

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What are you doing, you fuckin' moron?!

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It's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

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[Tom laughs]

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[energetic music playing]

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[Tom] Ah-ha! Fuck with me now!

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-[laughter]
-[chatter]

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[♪ Johnny Cash: "So Doggone Lonesome"]

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♪ I do my best to hide
this lowdown feeling ♪

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♪ I try to make believe
there's nothing wrong ♪

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♪ But they're always asking me
about you, darling ♪

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♪ And it hurts me so
to tell 'em that you're gone ♪

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[grunting]

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-♪ If they ask me,
I guess I'd be denying...
-Fuck him up! [laughs]

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Whoo! My fuckin' armor!

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[grunting]

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Fuck him up. Fuck him up. [laughs]

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[gasps]

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[grunts]

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[screaming]

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[grunts]

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[nearby rumbling]

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No! No, no, no, no, no, no... [grunts]

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[automated voice] No cause
for alarm, citizens.

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This is a Brotherhood delivery.

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No cause for alarm, citizens…

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[intense music playing]

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[grunts]

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Knight Titus.

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I am Thaddeus.

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And I am honored to be in your charge.

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I vow to protect and serve you
however you deem fit.

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My Lord,

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have I said something wrong?

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I do not know what I have done to offend,

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but I beg for mercy!

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Please. Please.

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Please, please...

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Knight Titus!

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Please! I-I'll do anything!

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[chuckles]

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[distorted] Arise, my squire.

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And clean this.

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Of course, Knight Titus.

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I also bring new orders
from the Elder Cleric.

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Uh, which I humbly relay.

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Mm.

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We're not the only ones in search
of this remnant from the old world.

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The Elder Cleric says

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whoever gets the target

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will control the Wasteland.

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And, uh...

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we are to kill whomever stands in our way.

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[Maximus] Understood.

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[gentle music playing]

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[chuckles softly]

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♪ ♪

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You like grass?

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Hi.

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[low growling]

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-[creature roars]
-[fawn screeches]

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[low growl]

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[roars]

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[water splashes]

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[panting]

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[rad meter peaking]

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[gun cocks]

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Huh.

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[exhales]

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Hello again.

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Where is it?

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-The head.
-[whimpering]

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[CX404 barks]

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[exhales]

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No.

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Okay, okay, I-I don't know

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where it is, okay? I lost it.

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I lost it.

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[laughs]

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Huh.

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Huh.

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A Gulper got it, huh?

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-[♪ The Ink Spots: "We'll Meet Again"]
-♪ We'll meet again ♪

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♪ Don't know where...

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[sobbing in distance]

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♪ Don't know when ♪

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♪ But I know we'll meet again ♪

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♪ Some sunny day...

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You okay?

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Yeah. I'm being reassigned.

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The whole "opening the Vault door
for Lucy" thing

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didn't sit too well
with the Council, so...

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I guess I'm not Gate-Keeper anymore.

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It's not a big deal.

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♪ Till the blue skies
drive the dark clouds...

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I'm just not really sure
who I even am anymore.

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Sorry, I...

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♪ Meet again...

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Mm.

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♪ Don't know where ♪

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♪ Don't know when...

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[Chet crying]

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Norman, you're next.

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♪ Some sunny day ♪♪

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[door slides shut]

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You know why you're in here?

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'Cause I helped my sister
escape the Vault.

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Escape? You and Chet put your sister
in incredible danger

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by helping her out that Vault door.

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-The rad levels up there alone--
-Worse,

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you could've gotten us all killed.

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What do you think started all this?

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These Vaults are impenetrable.

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Meaning those raiders
could only have gotten into Vault 32

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because some bonehead
opened the door to the surface.

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A single bad decision
that put everyone at risk.

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Not just Vault 32, but 33 and 31 as well.

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I've telegrammed with the Overseer
at Vault 31.

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Thank goodness they're unscathed.

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But you could've destroyed
the last vestiges of civilization.

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It was Lucy's idea.

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[Woody] And you didn't think
to at least try and stop her?

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No.

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What are we gonna do with you?

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Punish me with a demotion, I guess.

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[sighs]

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You've worked janitorial.
You've done kitchen duty.

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Are you aware that, at every job
you've been assigned to,

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your performance review has been
"lacks enthusiasm"?

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No, but that sounds accurate.

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You're currently working with Computers

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and Information Maintenance.

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How do you like that?

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I lack enthusiasm.

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Uh-huh.

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It's a predicament, isn't it?

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How do you demote someone who equally
dislikes every job he's ever worked?

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I suppose it is.

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I'm just glad to hear that we punish
people down here for breaking the rules.

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Is that just for vault dwellers,
or for people who come down here

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and murder vault dwellers?

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[tense music playing]

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Now that I think of it,

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we've got a job for you after all.

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-[♪ LaVern Baker: "Tweedlee Dee"]
-♪ Tweedlee dee, tweedlee dee ♪

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♪ Tweedlee dee...

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[buzzer sounds]

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♪ Tweedlee tweedlee tweedlee dee ♪

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♪ I'm as happy as can be...

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Rise and shine, everyone.

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Ooh.

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[Marianne] Your catered snackables
have arrived.

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-[prisoner] Come on. Hurry up.
-[Marianne] And you're welcome.

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-[prisoner shouts]
-Okay.

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-There is a utensil--
-[prisoner] I'm gonna eat
your fucking heart!

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♪ Tweedlee, tweedlee, tweedlee dot ♪

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[prisoner growls]

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-♪ Tweedlee dee, tweedlee dee ♪
-I'll break your fucking head open!

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Whoo!

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♪ Give it up, give it up,
give your love to me ♪♪

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[Thaddeus] I don't see any apples, sir.

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[Maximus] [distorted] Then climb higher.

26:51.583 --> 26:54.583
It-it might not be an apple tree.

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Also, it's uh...

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I think, uh, it's dead.

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[Maximus] Keep looking.

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On my honor, sir, I will find you--

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Fuck!

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[groaning]

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-[Maximus chuckles]
-Uh, uh, sorry. Apologies, sir.

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I know you wanted an apple.

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Uh, uh, I have some-some rations
if you're hungry.

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I'm not hungry anymore.

27:21.291 --> 27:24.250
Uh, okay, yeah. Whatever you want.

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Uh, you're the sir.

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I have an artifact to retrieve. Let's go.

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[groans] Okay.

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Uh, if we find the target,

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we should repair your radio

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so we can ask the Brotherhood
to send reinforcements.

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I will retrieve it myself.

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Understood. Understood.

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I never doubted your ability to do so.

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[straining]

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The guy from the Enclave,
the guy everybody's looking for,

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you saw him?

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I did. He left with a girl.

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-A woman.
-How'd they get away?

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I was waylaid. A ghoul intervened.

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A ghoul?! Huh.
Those things are scary as shit.

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I bet you just killed it on sight,
no questions asked.

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"Oh, you're a ghoul?

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-You're a dead ghoul."
-No.

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If we find the ghoul, we find the target.

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You left the ghoul alive?

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Great idea, sir.

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All wastelanders leave radiation trails.

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By allowing the ghoul to live,
you've made it possible

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to trace the whereabouts of the…
of the target.

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Yes, right. I know that.

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[rad meter peaking rapidly]

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I got a trail.

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Yeah. Well done, sir.

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This way. Glory awaits!

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Oh, yes.

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[dramatic music playing]

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Think this was him?

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[Maximus] Hard to tell.

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Show me the illustration.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, that-that's definitely him.

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Think we should, uh,
bring the body back with us?

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No.

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If they left the body,
it must be worthless.

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His head is what's valuable.
We need to find it.

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[Thaddeus] Oh, yeah, smart.

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Who do you think did this,
the girl or the ghoul?

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The ghoul. Definitely.

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Ghouls.

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One day the Brotherhood's gonna eradicate
every last one of those freaks.

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Stuff like this is never
gonna happen again.

29:44.791 --> 29:48.791
Okay, so I think that the ghoul probably

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should be, I think, uh, well...

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Yeah, definitely this, um--

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Yeah, that way.
Definitely-- definitely that way.

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There's tracks. [chuckles]

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[intriguing music playing]

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[CX404 barking in distance]

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Stop, please!

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My dad, he's an Overseer.

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He-he got taken by raiders,
and I need that head to get him back.

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If you help me find him,
he'll do whatever you want.

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[cries out]

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[muffled shouts]

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[CX404 continues barking]

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[coughing, gasping]

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Stop. Stop!

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Torture is wrong.

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[Lucy coughs]

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You know, they used to do these things

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called "studies."

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Why, you couldn't open a newspaper

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without reading about
one study or another.

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-[rad meter peaking rapidly]
-Anyway, this one particular study
came out,

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and it said that torturing a person
don't do shit.

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[Lucy screams]

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[muffled groans]

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[gasping and gagging]

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It made sense.

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I mean, a man hurts me,

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I wouldn't want to do him any favors.

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And yet the practice of torture
failed to vanish from this earth.

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In fact, as time marched on,

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I've personally noticed
a decided uptick...

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...in the amount of torture
being doled out across the board.

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Sir, please, I need the head.

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It's the only way
I can get my father back.

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My point is...

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if you ask me, them studies,
they was right.

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Torturing a person don't do shit.

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Then why… why are you doing this?

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Well, I ain't torturing you, sweetheart.

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I'm using you as bait.

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[CX404 barking]

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[whistles]

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[whistling]

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Nice.

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[ominous music playing]

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[cries out]

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[cries out]

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[jarring music playing]

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[barking]

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[creature growling]

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[Lucy grunting]

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[barking]

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[Gulper screaming]

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[CX404 barking]

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Ah.

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[inhales]

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[sighs sharply]

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[Lucy panting]

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Motherfucker!

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Oh, I'm sorry, I should have
just let you use me as bait

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in a poison river?!

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Fuck!

34:29.041 --> 34:30.916
[Lucy] You can't treat people like this.

34:31.000 --> 34:32.583
Yeah? Why's that?

34:34.375 --> 34:36.125
Because of the golden rule.

34:37.583 --> 34:41.041
"Do unto others as you would have
done unto you."

34:43.333 --> 34:45.916
Those Gulpers digest real slow.

34:46.000 --> 34:47.833
You got time.

34:56.625 --> 34:58.208
No. No, no, no.

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No. Stop.

34:59.500 --> 35:01.375
[grunting]

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Where are we going?

35:05.625 --> 35:06.833
What about the head?

35:06.916 --> 35:08.333
I need the head to get my dad back.

35:08.416 --> 35:10.583
Yeah, well, the Wasteland's got
its own golden rule.

35:10.666 --> 35:11.666
Oh? What's that?

35:11.750 --> 35:15.250
Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit
every goddamn time.

35:15.333 --> 35:16.916
[barking]

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-What about the dog?
-He ain't mine.

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[gentle music playing]

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Sorry, I've been derelict
in my duties here.

35:37.250 --> 35:38.166
[grunts]

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[distorted] What are you doing?

35:41.291 --> 35:44.875
Uh, just refilling your water bag
so you can stay hydrated.

35:46.500 --> 35:47.666
Right.

35:50.916 --> 35:55.166
Uh, it might be faster if you sit down.

35:59.125 --> 36:01.875
Bet you, uh, seen some things, huh?

36:01.958 --> 36:03.791
Being a knight.

36:03.875 --> 36:05.458
I've seen some things.

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I grew up working on a fly farm.

36:08.125 --> 36:10.166
I was a shitter, so they'd feed us,

36:10.250 --> 36:13.125
and then they'd feed our shit
to the flies.

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Mulch 'em up and sell it as protein.

36:15.916 --> 36:17.458
Anyway, that's why I'm so fat.

36:21.291 --> 36:24.375
So, your, uh, former squire,

36:24.458 --> 36:26.166
how did he die?

36:27.208 --> 36:29.125
You knew him?

36:29.208 --> 36:31.250
Yeah, I-- I did.

36:31.333 --> 36:32.833
Say something about him.

36:32.916 --> 36:36.000
Well, he, uh, he was a good guy.

36:38.250 --> 36:40.458
Say something negative about him.

36:40.541 --> 36:45.250
Well, uh, he-he's dead.
I don't know, it feels weird.

36:45.333 --> 36:48.416
-An order, my squire.
-Okay.

36:48.500 --> 36:51.375
Uh, to be honest,

36:51.458 --> 36:55.291
me and the other guys used
to be pretty hard on him.

36:55.375 --> 36:57.583
Like, regularly beat the shit out of him.

36:57.666 --> 36:59.541
It wasn't personal, you know.

36:59.625 --> 37:01.083
It's just...

37:02.333 --> 37:05.000
...well, you know, people at the base,

37:05.083 --> 37:08.458
they used to beat the shit out of me
all the time.

37:09.958 --> 37:14.666
This shipment of new recruits came in,
and, uh, one of them was Maximus.

37:14.750 --> 37:16.291
So I had this funny idea,

37:16.375 --> 37:18.708
what if we beat the shit
out of that guy instead?

37:18.791 --> 37:20.583
And it worked.

37:20.666 --> 37:24.083
Yeah, I was really popular. It was great.

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I just wish he'd lived long enough to find
someone else to beat up, you know?

37:27.208 --> 37:29.333
Only seems fair.

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I realize that, uh,
people die all the time.

37:31.958 --> 37:34.458
It's the law of the Wasteland,
so who cares, right?

37:35.666 --> 37:39.458
But still, uh, I feel bad.

37:41.333 --> 37:43.458
Don't feel bad.

37:43.541 --> 37:47.750
It's like you said,
it's the law of the Wasteland.

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Let's go. We're losing daylight.

37:52.625 --> 37:54.625
Yeah.

37:56.125 --> 37:58.416
[melancholy music playing]

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[Thaddeus] Coming!

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[Woody] We can judge a person,
and a society,

38:12.333 --> 38:13.875
by how they treat their enemy.

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And here we are
with 16 highly-violent individuals

38:17.500 --> 38:21.291
incarcerated in our temporarily
repurposed reading room.

38:21.375 --> 38:24.125
It's an ethical dilemma
like nothing we've dealt with before.

38:24.208 --> 38:26.958
[Reg] Personally, I'd say
it's more of an ethical opportunity

38:27.041 --> 38:30.583
to demonstrate to the surface dwellers,
and to each other,

38:30.666 --> 38:34.166
what we mean when we say
we're going to build a better world.

38:34.250 --> 38:36.750
Thanks, Reg.
That is a positive spin to put on it.

38:36.833 --> 38:38.875
-[microphone squeaks]
-It's not a positive spin for me.

38:38.958 --> 38:40.875
It's the goshdarn truth!

38:40.958 --> 38:43.875
Okay, well, uh, the fact remains

38:43.958 --> 38:46.416
we need to decide
what to do with these prisoners.

38:46.500 --> 38:49.875
And that is a decision
that we need to make as a collective.

38:49.958 --> 38:52.458
In a manner befitting our shared values.

38:52.541 --> 38:55.166
-Yes.
-[quiet, overlapping murmuring]

38:57.250 --> 39:02.125
I think this conversation would benefit
from some actual ideas.

39:02.208 --> 39:04.375
Well, you know what?

39:04.458 --> 39:06.916
The young man
Woody interrogated this morning?

39:07.000 --> 39:08.791
He left an impression on me.

39:08.875 --> 39:11.416
That is the gentleman
who showed me his butthole.

39:11.500 --> 39:13.166
-[crowd gasping]
-Yes, but what I took from that

39:13.250 --> 39:15.583
is a desire to communicate.

39:15.666 --> 39:18.041
To reach out
across the cultural divide.

39:18.125 --> 39:20.500
That's a spark we can work with...

39:20.583 --> 39:22.583
to create a great citizen.

39:22.666 --> 39:25.041
Given our recently dwindled numbers,

39:25.125 --> 39:28.791
the most ethical solution would be
to rehabilitate the prisoners

39:28.875 --> 39:31.458
and then integrate them
into our Vault Society.

39:31.541 --> 39:34.000
-[indistinct, overlapping chatter]
-[microphone squeaks]

39:34.083 --> 39:38.666
[Woody] To be clear, this is not a process
that will happen overnight.

39:38.750 --> 39:40.708
Based on what I saw this morning,

39:40.791 --> 39:43.500
-it may take years.
-[crowd murmuring]

39:43.583 --> 39:45.958
-But--
-But... there is nothing

39:46.041 --> 39:48.708
we can't do
when we set our minds to it!

39:48.791 --> 39:51.416
-Yes!
-Yes!

39:52.750 --> 39:57.125
I can teach the raiders Shakespeare--
and when they're ready, Marlowe.

39:57.208 --> 39:58.791
[Marianne] I don't want to be insensitive,

39:58.875 --> 40:01.916
but I think Shakespeare might be
too advanced for these people.

40:02.000 --> 40:04.041
Look, I would like
to start with a moral framework.

40:04.125 --> 40:06.375
Kant, Mill and-and so on.

40:06.458 --> 40:08.875
I'd be happy to teach them
introductory calculus.

40:08.958 --> 40:10.333
[scoffs]

40:10.416 --> 40:12.166
[Reg] Is there something
you'd like to say,

40:12.250 --> 40:14.250
Norm?

40:16.208 --> 40:18.333
[slow, sinister music playing]

40:18.416 --> 40:20.750
I don't know. I don't think
it's our job to help these people.

40:20.833 --> 40:23.625
-They're murderers.
-They didn't know any better.

40:23.708 --> 40:25.208
[Marianne] And how could they

40:25.291 --> 40:27.500
-without a formal education?
-Norm,

40:27.583 --> 40:31.500
buddy, the hard truth is,
we can't just let them go.

40:31.583 --> 40:33.666
[laughing] Uh, it's just,

40:33.750 --> 40:36.208
they have intimate knowledge
of our Vault security.

40:36.291 --> 40:39.500
-[Steph scoffs softly]
-[Reg] So what do you propose we do?

40:41.500 --> 40:43.083
We can do
what they would have done to us.

40:43.166 --> 40:44.458
-[crowd gasping]
-Wow.

40:44.541 --> 40:45.833
Geez Louise, Norm.

40:46.875 --> 40:48.833
[Betty] Young Norm was

40:48.916 --> 40:50.916
just expressing a feeling.

40:51.000 --> 40:53.708
I know. I've got anger. We all do.

40:53.791 --> 40:55.833
But I think you would agree

40:55.916 --> 41:00.166
that murdering these prisoners of ours
is not under serious consideration.

41:00.250 --> 41:01.708
[woman] That's right.

41:01.791 --> 41:03.208
-Hear! Hear!
-[crowd murmuring]

41:03.291 --> 41:05.583
I'm sorry. You're right.

41:05.666 --> 41:08.375
It was not my intention
to question your leadership, Overseer.

41:08.458 --> 41:10.625
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
-[microphone squeaks]

41:10.708 --> 41:13.416
[engineer] All right. Sirs?

41:13.500 --> 41:15.875
Uh, sirs? Uh, uh, may I...

41:15.958 --> 41:17.208
may I speak with you for a moment, please?

41:17.291 --> 41:18.541
Uh, it's about the Water Chip.

41:18.625 --> 41:20.500
Go ahead.

41:22.500 --> 41:24.791
Uh, it's-it's... it's the type of thing

41:24.875 --> 41:27.666
Overseer MacLean would have preferred
to discuss, uh, privately?

41:27.750 --> 41:29.541
Uh, before bringing it to the full group?

41:29.625 --> 41:32.250
-[microphone squeaks]
-Well, he's not here now, is he?

41:32.333 --> 41:34.041
Let's hear it.

41:34.125 --> 41:36.291
Okay, well, uh...

41:36.375 --> 41:37.916
the Water Chip is destroyed.

41:38.000 --> 41:40.333
-[crowd clamoring]
-The Vault only has enough water to keep

41:40.416 --> 41:42.416
our population alive for, uh, two months.

41:42.500 --> 41:44.958
And-and that's not accounting
for the prisoners, who--

41:45.041 --> 41:47.541
-Okay. That's fine, that's enough.
-Thanks, though.

41:47.625 --> 41:49.250
-[Reg] Uh...
-[Woody] Um...

41:49.333 --> 41:52.375
-[crowd murmuring]
-[Reg] Okay.

41:52.458 --> 41:53.583
Uh... meeting adjourned.

41:53.666 --> 41:56.416
[Woody] I was also gonna say
meeting adjourned, so...

41:57.375 --> 41:58.708
That went well.

42:00.958 --> 42:02.958
[indistinct, overlapping chatter]

42:05.708 --> 42:07.958
They killed my husband.

42:11.708 --> 42:14.208
You're right, you know.

42:14.291 --> 42:16.166
If your father were here, he...

42:18.375 --> 42:20.791
...he'd do the right thing.

42:26.541 --> 42:29.166
[dramatic music playing]

42:38.666 --> 42:40.666
[chittering]

42:42.583 --> 42:44.500
[CX404 barking]

42:44.583 --> 42:46.291
[Maximus] [distorted] Are you sure
about this?

42:46.375 --> 42:47.666
[Thaddeus] It says the ghoul is this way.

42:47.750 --> 42:49.333
[rad meter peaking]

42:49.416 --> 42:51.416
-Wait a minute.
-What?

42:52.583 --> 42:56.291
Uh, it's just, this, um... Well, uh--

42:56.375 --> 42:58.916
-[Maximus] What?
-[Thaddeus] It just occurred to me.

43:00.208 --> 43:03.625
Uh, we're definitely picking up
an abomination of some kind or another.

43:03.708 --> 43:05.291
Just not sure...

43:05.375 --> 43:07.916
I'm not sure
we're tracking the right abomination.

43:09.291 --> 43:11.375
[loud splashing]

43:14.916 --> 43:17.250
-[Maximus] You idiot!
-It was my mistake.

43:17.333 --> 43:20.875
If you'll let me lead the charge,
I'll lead the charge.

43:22.541 --> 43:23.958
[sighs]

43:24.041 --> 43:26.375
[quietly] I am a Knight
of the Brotherhood of Steel.

43:26.458 --> 43:28.041
-Get back to shore.
-But sir--

43:28.125 --> 43:31.041
-Go!
-Thank you, sir.

43:35.750 --> 43:37.666
[soft clicking]

43:50.250 --> 43:51.833
-[growling]
-[shot fires]

43:51.916 --> 43:53.625
[questioning grunt]

43:55.208 --> 43:57.916
[growling]

43:58.000 --> 44:01.250
[♪ Glenn Miller: "In the Mood"]

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[low growling]

44:03.791 --> 44:05.541
[roaring]

44:07.708 --> 44:09.416
[high-pitched screaming]

44:09.500 --> 44:11.625
-[Maximus] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
-[Thaddeus yells]

44:11.708 --> 44:15.166
-My lord! [screaming]
-I've got you!

44:15.250 --> 44:16.500
Knight Titus!

44:16.583 --> 44:18.541
[growling]

44:18.625 --> 44:20.416
[high-pitched screaming]

44:20.500 --> 44:23.541
[yelling]

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[gulps deeply]

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I'm going in! [yells]

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-I got you!
-[yelling]

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[Maximus grunting]

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[shouting] Victoriam!

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[Maximus yelling]

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[low growling]

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[groans]

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[high-pitched screaming]

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[Thaddeus yells]

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[Gulper groans]

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[Thaddeus groans, whimpers]

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[Maximus] Ah.

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-You saved me!
-Huh.

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You saved me first.

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[contemplative music playing]

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[barking]

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Huh. Oh.

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[ominous music playing]

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[CX404 whimpering]

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[CX404 sniffing]

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Is that...?

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The head.

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[Thaddeus] The head?!

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It's the head! Yes!

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-Yeah!
-[whoops]

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Yeah!

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[slow, ominous music playing]

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♪ ♪

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[panting]

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Sir.

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Sir, please. I need water.

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Please.

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[panting]

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Please!

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[panting]

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[quiet, tense music plays]

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[rad meter peaking]

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Water, water everywhere,
and not a drop to drink.

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Ain't much stays clean up here, Vaultie.

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You'll see.

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Is that what happened to you?

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[panting] Radiation?

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Something like that.

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[Lucy panting]

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[weapon fires]

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[pants, gasps softly]

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[wind whistling]

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[♪ Buck Owens & the Buckaroos:
"Act Naturally"]

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♪They're gonna put me in the movies ♪

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♪ They're gonna make
a big star out of me ♪

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[whistles]

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♪ We'll make the film
about a man that's sad and lonely...

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-Yeah.
-Okay.

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You ready to meet the suits?

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Uh, I'll try not to embarrass you.

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No promises, though.

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-All right.
-[Yaffe] Mr. Howard.

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-Hello. Hi.
-Great to meet you.

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Hey, nice to meet you.

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On behalf of the whole Vault-Tec family,
we wanted to say how delighted we are

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that Barb could use her connections
to get to you.

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You know, I've never done
an advertisement before in my life.

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Hmm.

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But then again,
my wife has never asked me to, so...

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-[laughter]
-Yeah.

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Okay. Uh, over here?

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Huh? Yeah. Um...

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-[applause]
-Ah.

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Thank you. Thank you.
Uh, thank you very much.

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Uh, this... Thank you.
Uh, this suit is tight.

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-This thing really block radiation?
-[camera shutter clicks]

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-Absolutely.
-[Cooper] If I may say, I-I-I...

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-You all are doing, um, God's work here.
-[camera shutter clicking]

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And, uh, on behalf
of every decent American,

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I just want to say thank you.

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Oh. Uh, to you. Yeah.

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Well... [clears throat] Okay, here we go.

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♪ Well, I'll bet you
I'm a gonna be a big star ♪

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-Uh, like this.
-♪ Might win an Oscar ♪

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♪ You can never tell ♪

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♪ The movie's gonna ♪

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-♪ Make me a big star ♪
-No, no, no.

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♪ 'Cause I can play the part so well...

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Hey, I-I have an idea. What if, uh...

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What if I do... were to do,
like, a thumbs-up?

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Go for it, Coop.

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You called him Coop?

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♪ Then I know
that you will plainly see ♪

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♪ Biggest fool
that's ever hit the big time ♪

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♪ And all I gotta do is act naturally ♪

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♪ We'll make the scene
about a man that's sad and lonely ♪

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♪ And begging down upon his bended knee ♪

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♪ I'll play the part
but I won't need rehearsing ♪

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♪ All I'll have to do is act naturally ♪

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♪ Well, I'll bet you
I'm a gonna be a big star ♪

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♪ Might win an Oscar, you can never tell ♪

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♪ The movie's gonna make me a big star ♪

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♪ 'Cause I can play the part so well ♪

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♪ Well, I hope you come
and see me in the movie ♪

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♪ And then I'll know
that you will plainly see ♪

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♪ The biggest fool
that's ever hit the big time ♪

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♪ And all I gotta do is act naturally ♪♪

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[quiet, tense music playing]

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪