WEBVTT 00:06.083 --> 00:08.083 [ominous music playing] 00:10.541 --> 00:12.416 [Emil] The audience-- 00:12.500 --> 00:14.166 they want to see that even 00:14.250 --> 00:15.750 a good man as yourself can be 00:15.833 --> 00:18.250 -driven too far. -Yeah, I understand that, but that's not really my thing. 00:18.375 --> 00:19.333 [Lucy shrieks] 00:22.416 --> 00:23.833 [gunshot] 00:25.083 --> 00:26.458 Why can't you move? 00:26.541 --> 00:28.083 [Maximus] Someone stole my fusion core. 00:28.166 --> 00:29.750 What are you suggesting? 00:29.833 --> 00:33.250 We travel together, get the head and take it to the Brotherhood. 00:33.291 --> 00:36.916 In exchange, you'll lend me the services of your knights to save my father. 00:37.500 --> 00:40.250 -[wolf whistles] -[Cooper] You know, I've never done an advertisement before 00:40.333 --> 00:41.333 in my life. 00:46.750 --> 00:48.625 [Lucy] I wonder if anyone survived. 00:48.708 --> 00:50.333 I did. 00:51.416 --> 00:52.375 Lucy! 00:52.458 --> 00:54.166 [propulsive music playing] 00:57.333 --> 00:58.166 [screaming] 00:58.250 --> 00:59.791 Where are we? 00:59.875 --> 01:01.791 We're in the best place in the world. 01:04.625 --> 01:06.750 We're in a vault. 01:17.791 --> 01:19.791 [fanfare playing] 01:28.583 --> 01:30.041 Oh. 01:30.125 --> 01:31.833 Hello there. 01:31.916 --> 01:34.041 Yep, it's me, Cooper Howard, 01:34.125 --> 01:36.791 star of stage and screen. 01:36.875 --> 01:39.875 But I'm not here today to talk to you about my latest picture. 01:39.958 --> 01:45.333 No, today I'm here to show you a vast and wonderful place, 01:45.416 --> 01:49.458 not made by God Almighty but the working man. 01:49.541 --> 01:52.583 A veritable Camelot of the nuclear age. 01:52.666 --> 01:55.041 Now, how 'bout we turn on some lights. 01:55.125 --> 01:57.416 [soft, rustic music playing] 01:57.500 --> 01:59.541 There, that's better. 02:03.041 --> 02:05.916 Now, I'm speaking to you from deep inside the fully-livable 02:06.000 --> 02:09.625 Model 96JQ1164. 02:09.666 --> 02:11.875 And what a beaut she is. 02:12.875 --> 02:14.875 And what a song she sings. 02:14.958 --> 02:18.708 Now, that right there is Vault 4's three-foot-thick lead casing. 02:18.791 --> 02:21.125 Strong enough to keep out the rads 02:21.208 --> 02:23.166 and the Reds. 02:26.375 --> 02:28.208 Each one of these underground burghs 02:28.291 --> 02:30.916 comes with all the modern amenities you've come to expect 02:31.000 --> 02:33.333 from our rip-roarin' republic. 02:33.416 --> 02:35.750 Now, this corridor here is Sycamore Street, 02:35.833 --> 02:39.208 where you'll wave howdy to any one of your 200 neighbors 02:39.291 --> 02:42.791 on your way home for an enchanted evening with your loved ones. 02:42.875 --> 02:43.916 Mm. 02:44.000 --> 02:45.750 Meet the Hawthornes. 02:45.833 --> 02:49.125 Now, this isn't just your average all-American family. 02:49.208 --> 02:51.833 No, Lloyd and Cassandra here are both scientists, 02:51.916 --> 02:55.125 specializing in the effects of radiation on human DNA. 02:55.208 --> 02:56.458 [Cassandra] That's right. 02:56.541 --> 02:59.583 And we'll be living and working right here in Vault 4, 02:59.666 --> 03:02.958 leading a community governed entirely by scientists. 03:03.041 --> 03:04.958 Wait a second, did you say "living down here"? 03:05.041 --> 03:07.666 Well, there hasn't been a nuclear incident, has there? 03:07.750 --> 03:08.875 [Lloyd] Uh, no, not yet. 03:08.958 --> 03:13.250 But, uh, our family and a group of 80 volunteers 03:13.333 --> 03:16.083 will be conducting a five-year trial of Vault 4. 03:16.166 --> 03:18.375 To demonstrate to the world that, 03:18.458 --> 03:21.041 no matter what comes our way, 03:21.125 --> 03:23.125 America will be ready. 03:23.208 --> 03:24.791 Five years. 03:24.875 --> 03:27.875 Well, I may play a hero in the movies, but... 03:27.958 --> 03:29.875 you all are heroes in real life. 03:29.958 --> 03:32.375 And now you can be a hero, too. 03:32.458 --> 03:35.666 By purchasing a residence in a Vault-Tec vault today. 03:35.750 --> 03:37.666 Because if the worst should happen tomorrow, 03:37.750 --> 03:40.333 the world is gonna need Americans just like you 03:40.416 --> 03:42.708 to build a better day after. 03:42.791 --> 03:44.583 -[director] And cut. -[bell rings] 03:44.666 --> 03:47.166 That was a great take. You happy? 03:47.250 --> 03:48.458 Fellas, are you happy? 03:48.541 --> 03:49.875 [chuckling] 03:49.958 --> 03:51.458 All right. Gary, I'm wrapped, right? 03:51.541 --> 03:53.541 -Yes, sir. -Uh, how'd we do? 03:53.625 --> 03:55.416 -We were so nervous. -Aw, you did great. 03:55.500 --> 03:57.375 Yeah, it was really lovely to meet you. Thanks for coming out. 03:57.458 --> 04:00.375 Thank you so much. Good to meet you. 04:00.458 --> 04:02.125 -Mr. Howard, great work today. -Ah. 04:02.208 --> 04:03.416 Oh, thanks. Thanks, man. 04:03.500 --> 04:06.458 Bud Askins. I oversee our Southern California operations. 04:06.541 --> 04:08.125 -Ah. -I, uh, came over to Vault-Tec 04:08.208 --> 04:11.000 in Q3 after a ten-year stint at West Tek. 04:11.083 --> 04:12.375 -[chuckles] -West Tek. 04:12.458 --> 04:13.958 It's a defense contractor. 04:14.041 --> 04:16.333 Oh, I'm, uh, very familiar with you guys. 04:16.375 --> 04:18.125 You designed the T-45 power armor. 04:18.208 --> 04:19.333 First of its kind. 04:19.375 --> 04:21.458 No, I-I oversaw the-the rollout. 04:21.500 --> 04:24.375 You know, the design flaws were ridiculous, but... 04:24.458 --> 04:26.416 -they sure looked great. -I wore the T-45 04:26.500 --> 04:29.791 when we almost lost the great state of Alaska to the Reds. 04:29.875 --> 04:33.250 Those design flaws of yours cost a lot of good men and women their lives. 04:33.333 --> 04:35.583 Yeah. Product management was never my bag. 04:35.666 --> 04:38.375 I'm more focused on HR R&D now. 04:38.458 --> 04:41.750 Overseeing workflow optimization of management timelines. 04:41.833 --> 04:43.041 I'm all about scale. 04:43.125 --> 04:46.166 Most people think scale means increasing global market share. 04:46.250 --> 04:48.375 That's thinking in three dimensions, and I'm talking about four. 04:48.458 --> 04:52.375 Because what is the ultimate weapon to destroy your competition? 04:52.458 --> 04:54.750 It's not outselling them. It's not outsmarting them. 04:55.833 --> 04:57.083 It's time. 04:57.166 --> 04:58.833 -Hmm. -Time... 04:58.916 --> 05:00.916 -is the ultimate weapon. -Uh-huh. 05:01.000 --> 05:03.041 -Yeah. -[chuckles] Sounds complicated, 05:03.125 --> 05:06.125 but the future of all humanity comes down to one word. 05:06.208 --> 05:07.416 Yeah, what's that? 05:07.500 --> 05:09.583 Management. 05:09.666 --> 05:11.833 [chuckling] 05:11.916 --> 05:13.791 -Well, I'm awful happy for you, Buck. -[chuckling] 05:13.875 --> 05:16.458 Bud. Bud Askins. 05:16.541 --> 05:18.041 [sighs] 05:18.125 --> 05:19.916 -Hey. -Ooh! [chuckling] 05:20.000 --> 05:21.541 [Cooper] Mmm. 05:21.625 --> 05:22.666 I'm at work. 05:22.750 --> 05:24.083 -Oh, how 'bout we clock out? -[chuckles] 05:24.166 --> 05:25.625 -Oh. -Huh? Nothing against these colleagues of yours, 05:25.708 --> 05:29.666 but what do you say you and me knock back a couple of piña coladas by the pool, 05:29.750 --> 05:31.125 -listen to the hi-fi. -Mm. 05:31.208 --> 05:33.250 There is a wrap party. 05:33.333 --> 05:35.291 What, a... a wrap party? 05:35.375 --> 05:36.958 -For this? -Yes. 05:37.041 --> 05:38.458 [sighs] 05:38.541 --> 05:40.916 All right. We go for a couple of hours, 05:41.000 --> 05:42.000 we shake a few hands-- 05:42.083 --> 05:43.666 It's at our house. 05:45.250 --> 05:47.500 [sighs] The things I'm willing to do for you 05:47.583 --> 05:49.791 never cease to amaze me. 05:49.875 --> 05:51.000 Mm. 05:51.083 --> 05:53.083 [♪ Alvino Rey and His Orchestra: "Dardanella"] 05:54.541 --> 05:56.916 [indistinct chatter] 05:57.000 --> 05:58.666 [exhales] 06:00.625 --> 06:02.125 [sighs] 06:10.583 --> 06:13.583 Roosevelt, I'm sorry. You can't come, buddy. 06:13.666 --> 06:16.000 I'm heading into enemy territory. 06:19.875 --> 06:21.375 [whispering] You be a good dog. 06:21.458 --> 06:22.958 Go to bed. 06:28.125 --> 06:30.125 -[music playing loudly] -[indistinct chatter] 06:37.083 --> 06:39.291 Yeah, A Man and His Dog-- that movie's great. 06:39.375 --> 06:42.416 Mm. Yeah. I love that one, too. 06:42.500 --> 06:44.541 It was my real dog. 06:44.625 --> 06:46.166 Beautiful home, Mr. Howard. 06:46.250 --> 06:47.375 Thank you. 06:47.458 --> 06:49.083 [woman 1] Did Cooper Howard just walk by? 06:49.166 --> 06:51.000 [man 1] He was so good in that movie. 06:51.083 --> 06:53.083 [indistinct chatter] 06:57.291 --> 06:59.083 [man 2] [chuckles] Oh, it's him! 07:04.791 --> 07:06.791 [woman 2] Mr. Howard. Hello. 07:07.958 --> 07:11.875 Negotiations in Anchorage are having a serious impact on presales. 07:11.958 --> 07:13.791 We'll have to circle up with D.C. about that. 07:13.875 --> 07:16.708 Ideally before our quarterly projection release. 07:16.791 --> 07:18.000 [laughing] 07:18.083 --> 07:20.750 Mr. Howard. Mr. Howard. 07:22.291 --> 07:23.583 Bud Askins. 07:24.583 --> 07:25.708 Right. 07:26.708 --> 07:29.458 Would you mind, you know, doing the butler voice? 07:29.541 --> 07:31.083 -From the show? -All right. 07:31.166 --> 07:33.458 I only do it for close friends and beautiful women, 07:33.541 --> 07:35.250 but you two are already halfway there. 07:35.333 --> 07:37.000 -[laughs] -Stop it. 07:37.083 --> 07:40.875 "I, Bartholomew Codsworth, am ever ready to serve." 07:40.958 --> 07:42.291 [laughing] 07:42.375 --> 07:43.625 -Hoo-hoo! -Perhaps 07:43.708 --> 07:46.750 when you finish your shift, we could head up and party in the hot tub. 07:46.833 --> 07:47.833 What do you think of that? 07:47.916 --> 07:49.875 -Oh, no, no. No, thank you. -No? 07:49.958 --> 07:51.291 [mutters] Okay. 07:52.500 --> 07:53.500 All right. 07:53.583 --> 07:55.875 Excuse me. Your wine. 07:55.958 --> 07:57.375 Well, shit, Seabass. 07:57.458 --> 07:59.791 You might be the only one of my invites who actually showed up. 07:59.875 --> 08:01.291 [laughs] 08:02.375 --> 08:03.833 -[grunts] -Yeah. 08:03.916 --> 08:05.958 -Not our usual scene, I'll give you that. -No, it is not. 08:06.041 --> 08:08.291 I think our Hollywood actor friends don't want to be seen 08:08.375 --> 08:11.000 celebrating with the pitchman for the end of the world. 08:11.083 --> 08:13.375 Oh, you don't know the half of it. 08:13.458 --> 08:15.291 You hear I lost a movie over these ads? 08:15.375 --> 08:17.250 Yeah, showed up to set, 08:17.333 --> 08:19.375 the actors wouldn't come out of their trailers. 08:19.458 --> 08:21.750 Bonnie Lewis said it was on moral grounds. 08:21.833 --> 08:23.125 Bonnie Lewis? 08:23.208 --> 08:25.375 She's done more ads than a fucking billboard. 08:25.458 --> 08:27.375 -Yeah. -Fucking Hollywood Reds. 08:27.458 --> 08:29.958 I'm telling you, radicalism is sweeping through Hollywood 08:30.041 --> 08:32.291 like a bad case of the clap. 08:32.416 --> 08:34.500 Even got your friend, Charlie Whiteknife. 08:34.541 --> 08:36.000 Are you kidding me? Charlie? 08:36.041 --> 08:37.041 -Mm. -I served 08:37.125 --> 08:38.416 -with that guy. -They have meetings 08:38.500 --> 08:39.500 and everything. 08:39.583 --> 08:40.875 It's a shit show. 08:40.958 --> 08:42.166 But you, my friend, 08:42.250 --> 08:44.083 you know which way the wind is blowing. 08:44.166 --> 08:45.208 And it's that-- 08:45.291 --> 08:48.333 a world run by people who wear pocket protectors to a pool party. 08:48.416 --> 08:49.833 [nerd] ...about delivery platforms. 08:49.916 --> 08:51.875 Yeah, you might be right about that. 08:51.958 --> 08:55.083 I mean, I've dipped my bits in the same gravy train. 08:55.166 --> 08:56.833 Sold my vocal rights to that 08:56.916 --> 09:00.541 spinning robot they sell to housewives and perverts. 09:00.625 --> 09:02.250 Guess how much they paid me for that. 09:02.333 --> 09:03.708 Ten million? 09:08.416 --> 09:10.333 No, I got 186, pre-tax. 09:10.416 --> 09:11.625 Maybe you could've asked for more. 09:11.708 --> 09:12.750 Well, I did ask for more. 09:12.833 --> 09:13.833 And what did they say? 09:13.916 --> 09:15.916 My agent got them to throw in one of those robots. 09:16.000 --> 09:17.458 -[laughs] -The fuck 09:17.541 --> 09:20.041 were they thinking? Every time I walk into my own house, 09:20.125 --> 09:22.708 my own voice saying, "Hello, sir, do you want to sit down?" 09:22.791 --> 09:24.958 [laughing] 09:26.125 --> 09:27.333 It's fucking awful! 09:27.416 --> 09:28.750 I thought the studio owned that character. 09:28.833 --> 09:31.250 They did. And then RobCo bought the studio. 09:31.333 --> 09:32.833 -Mm. -Listen to me, 09:32.916 --> 09:34.833 Hollywood is the past. Forget Hollywood. 09:34.916 --> 09:37.666 The future, my friend, is products. 09:37.750 --> 09:39.416 You're a product. I'm a product. 09:39.500 --> 09:42.125 The end of the world is a product. 09:42.208 --> 09:43.375 Oh. 09:43.458 --> 09:47.125 And for those of us who can successfully embrace that, 09:47.208 --> 09:48.666 I'd say the future is golden. 09:48.750 --> 09:50.458 To the future. 09:51.458 --> 09:52.875 To the future. 09:52.958 --> 09:55.125 [bell rings] 09:55.208 --> 09:57.125 [door opens] 09:58.250 --> 10:00.583 -[door closes] -[Snip Snip] I, Bar-Bartholomew Codsworth, 10:00.666 --> 10:02.500 am ever ready to serve. 10:02.583 --> 10:04.333 [groans] 10:10.333 --> 10:12.625 Why, hello there, boys. [grunts softly] 10:12.708 --> 10:15.833 Now, y'all here for the ice cream social, 10:15.916 --> 10:17.625 I'm afraid I got some bad news for you. 10:17.708 --> 10:18.875 [Snip Snip stuttering] 10:18.958 --> 10:21.541 Let's get to-to it, shall we-shall we? 10:21.625 --> 10:22.708 Wai-Wai-Waiting. 10:22.791 --> 10:24.083 Take its fusion core. 10:24.166 --> 10:25.750 There's no fudge here, 10:25.833 --> 10:29.291 o-only a General Atomics Inter-- 10:29.375 --> 10:33.000 [Troy] Destroying a legitimate business? 10:33.083 --> 10:36.000 That's illegal round these parts. 10:36.083 --> 10:37.375 Says who? 10:38.583 --> 10:40.083 The government. 10:40.166 --> 10:42.166 [tense music playing] 10:52.875 --> 10:54.958 [dramatic music playing] 11:03.583 --> 11:05.250 [Dr. Edmundson sucks teeth] 11:07.375 --> 11:08.875 [groans softly] 11:08.958 --> 11:11.750 Using teeth for ammunition. 11:11.833 --> 11:15.333 Always finding new ways to kill each other up there, aren't they? 11:15.416 --> 11:17.625 We'll need, uh, an antibiotic. 11:17.708 --> 11:19.625 I know you mentioned you're eager to keep moving, 11:19.708 --> 11:22.291 but your friend is gonna have to recover here for a couple of days 11:22.375 --> 11:23.500 before it's safe to travel. 11:23.583 --> 11:26.208 I'm fine. I'm fine. 11:26.291 --> 11:29.208 You had a rotten human tooth lodged in your shoulder. 11:29.291 --> 11:30.500 You're not fine. 11:30.583 --> 11:33.000 Titus, this is a vault doctor. 11:33.083 --> 11:35.625 We should listen to his advice. 11:35.708 --> 11:38.833 We can't thank you enough for letting us in and taking care of us. 11:38.916 --> 11:40.250 It's what we do here. 11:40.333 --> 11:42.375 Oh, and we found his armor. 11:42.458 --> 11:44.750 Our surface foragers are bringing it back now. 11:44.833 --> 11:46.583 [Lucy] Oh, that's great. Thank you. 11:46.666 --> 11:48.458 It's not ideal for us to stay put, 11:48.541 --> 11:51.916 but, I got to admit, it sure feels good to be back in a vault. 11:52.000 --> 11:54.916 [chuckles softly] I don't know if you've been to the surface, but... 11:55.000 --> 11:56.791 it is... 11:56.875 --> 11:57.875 not good. 11:57.958 --> 11:59.833 I was born on the surface. 12:01.041 --> 12:02.208 Oh. 12:02.291 --> 12:03.458 Uh, sorry. 12:03.541 --> 12:04.958 I-I didn't know. You seem so-- 12:05.041 --> 12:06.166 Normal? 12:07.250 --> 12:08.916 -[chuckles] -My mother was a courier. 12:09.000 --> 12:11.791 I was 11 and traveled with her to Filly. 12:12.958 --> 12:16.791 Three days' walk from home and we could still feel the heat from the blast. 12:17.875 --> 12:19.041 You're from Shady Sands. 12:19.125 --> 12:20.250 Many of us are. 12:20.333 --> 12:23.375 We were lucky to find such a hospitable community here in Vault 4. 12:23.458 --> 12:26.583 Yeah. So were we. 12:26.666 --> 12:28.750 [Birdie] We just need you to stay in quarantine a few hours longer 12:28.833 --> 12:31.291 to make sure you don't track in any contamination. 12:33.083 --> 12:34.833 Thank you so much. 12:38.375 --> 12:41.000 [sighs] 12:41.083 --> 12:44.208 [♪ Percy Faith: "Theme from 'A Summer Place'"] 12:55.250 --> 12:56.708 You smell good. 12:58.041 --> 13:00.041 What? [sniffs] 13:03.750 --> 13:05.250 Oh. 13:08.375 --> 13:10.000 You want to have sex? 13:12.708 --> 13:14.625 You mean use my cock? 13:15.708 --> 13:17.166 Yeah. 13:17.250 --> 13:19.625 [weak chuckle] 13:19.708 --> 13:23.625 I don't know. Uh, that weird thing could happen. 13:23.708 --> 13:25.750 What weird thing? 13:25.833 --> 13:28.083 Well, it's just, for some guys-- not me-- 13:28.166 --> 13:31.833 uh, but for some guys, you know, when they make it move, 13:31.916 --> 13:35.583 it gets all big and hard like a big pimple and then it pops. 13:35.666 --> 13:39.500 And they say it can happen to anybody, but it's still, it's... 13:39.583 --> 13:41.541 it's gross. 13:41.625 --> 13:44.208 You know, that's... uh, that's actually completely normal. 13:44.291 --> 13:46.333 It happens all the time. 13:46.416 --> 13:48.666 Every time, ideally. 13:56.500 --> 13:58.041 I'm a knight. 13:58.125 --> 14:01.208 Um, a knight of the Brotherhood. 14:02.875 --> 14:04.625 We're-we're not supposed to. 14:06.791 --> 14:07.958 Okey dokey. 14:11.458 --> 14:14.166 [sighs] 14:24.916 --> 14:26.916 [ominous music playing] 14:31.041 --> 14:32.125 Mind if I sit down? 14:32.208 --> 14:33.291 [indistinct chatter] 14:41.750 --> 14:43.166 Mmm. 14:43.250 --> 14:45.333 We shouldn't be wasting time down here. 14:45.416 --> 14:47.666 You heard the doctor. 14:47.750 --> 14:50.625 Besides, we made a deal to find that head together, 14:50.708 --> 14:52.708 and you're no good to me dead. 14:53.875 --> 14:57.291 -Also, I would feel bad. -I think these people are trying to trap us here. 14:57.375 --> 14:58.791 No, they're not. 14:58.875 --> 15:02.000 And some of these people are from the surface, like you. 15:03.125 --> 15:04.750 [laughing] 15:04.833 --> 15:07.708 -Ah. -Hi. 15:07.791 --> 15:11.083 This is a cult. Same as any. 15:11.166 --> 15:12.166 It's not a cult. 15:12.250 --> 15:15.916 -Everyone's smiling. -Titus, this is a safe place, 15:16.000 --> 15:18.583 where people take care of each other. 15:19.666 --> 15:20.916 But why? 15:21.000 --> 15:22.416 Well, because in the vaults, 15:22.500 --> 15:25.000 we recognize that we all need each other, 15:25.083 --> 15:27.333 just like I needed you on the surface. 15:27.416 --> 15:28.416 [intriguing music playing] 15:30.083 --> 15:32.541 Now, we're stuck here until you're able to travel. 15:32.625 --> 15:35.583 So, give this place a shot? 15:38.416 --> 15:41.208 Sorry to interrupt your breakfast, but our overseer 15:41.291 --> 15:43.666 wanted to say a quick hello. 15:44.750 --> 15:46.958 Overseer Benjamin, this is Lucy and Titus. 15:47.041 --> 15:50.291 Hey, guys. Just wanted to say hi. 15:50.375 --> 15:54.375 -Hello. -And obviously, welcome to Vault 4. 15:54.458 --> 15:56.791 Just some housekeeping, a few things to be aware of. 15:56.875 --> 15:59.250 Stay out of Level 12, obviously. 15:59.333 --> 16:01.416 We'd prefer you not go there. 16:01.500 --> 16:05.250 Oh, and we only have one foosball table, so if you want to play, 16:05.333 --> 16:06.916 you got to sign up. 16:07.000 --> 16:10.250 If there's no pencil on the sign-up sheet, please let me know. 16:10.333 --> 16:13.416 I do have pencils. 16:13.500 --> 16:17.708 Uh, oh, and if you're unfamiliar with how the bathrooms work, just ask. 16:17.791 --> 16:21.666 Asking is less embarrassing than getting it wrong. Trust me. 16:21.750 --> 16:25.125 We've had incident after incident with newcomers. 16:25.208 --> 16:28.041 -Okay, that should cover it. -[short chuckle] 16:28.125 --> 16:32.208 Any questions or concerns beyond foosball or pencils or bathrooms, 16:32.291 --> 16:33.833 Birdie's available. 16:33.916 --> 16:36.625 And once again, welcome to Vault 4. 16:36.708 --> 16:38.500 We're glad to have you. 16:38.583 --> 16:41.250 -Thank you. -[Benjamin] Mm. 16:47.916 --> 16:49.500 [clears throat] 16:50.750 --> 16:52.750 [eerie music playing] 16:55.166 --> 16:56.916 Mm. 17:07.625 --> 17:10.291 That was weird, right? 17:10.375 --> 17:13.000 -The overseer? -That's what I'm saying. 17:13.083 --> 17:14.250 -When people are nice-- -No. 17:14.333 --> 17:17.375 Titus, I'm... I'm talking about his eye. 17:17.458 --> 17:18.958 Lots of people have one eye. 17:19.041 --> 17:22.000 Well, yeah, but... 17:22.083 --> 17:24.041 I mean, his was in the middle. 17:24.125 --> 17:25.250 A little to the left. 17:25.333 --> 17:27.416 And the Level 12 stuff? I mean... 17:30.666 --> 17:32.458 Oh. 17:34.833 --> 17:36.625 Sorry. 17:36.708 --> 17:38.583 Have a nice day. [chuckles] 17:38.666 --> 17:41.666 [♪ Gene Armstrong and His Texas Nite Hawks: "Lonely Hours"] 17:48.291 --> 17:52.750 ♪ Lonely hours ♪ 17:52.833 --> 17:57.166 ♪ Away from you... 17:58.416 --> 18:01.083 Doesn't get any better than this. 18:01.166 --> 18:04.125 Nope. It does not. 18:04.208 --> 18:05.291 Mmm. 18:07.958 --> 18:11.958 You ever... think about working somewhere else? 18:13.416 --> 18:15.416 I used to. 18:15.500 --> 18:20.791 But with you doing these ads, it's... it's practically the family business. 18:20.875 --> 18:22.500 Maybe we get Janey a job in payroll 18:22.583 --> 18:24.166 -when she's 15. -[Janey] Sit. 18:24.250 --> 18:26.250 -[chuckles] -Oh, that's a good puppy. 18:26.333 --> 18:29.458 I think about it. Quitting showbiz. 18:31.291 --> 18:34.875 Buying us a ranch up in Bakersfield. 18:35.875 --> 18:38.375 Get back to being a real cowboy again. 18:38.458 --> 18:40.208 And what would I do? 18:40.291 --> 18:42.791 You would look pretty. 18:42.875 --> 18:45.333 And help me raise chickens. 18:45.416 --> 18:48.333 [laughs] No. 18:48.416 --> 18:50.375 You would look very good in a pair of overalls. 18:50.458 --> 18:52.208 What's gotten into you? 18:52.291 --> 18:53.875 A gin martini. 18:55.625 --> 18:57.541 [groans] I don't know. 18:57.625 --> 19:01.583 Maybe I've been reading too much news lately. 19:01.666 --> 19:05.500 Got me second-guessing the whole city life. 19:06.833 --> 19:09.166 [sighs] 19:13.791 --> 19:15.000 Oh, come on. 19:15.083 --> 19:16.666 Y-You've seen these around. 19:16.750 --> 19:18.083 Not on you, I haven't. 19:18.166 --> 19:20.875 Bud Askins-- he licensed them from RobCo. 19:20.958 --> 19:23.458 We're integrating them with the Vault-Tec admission systems. 19:23.541 --> 19:26.791 -Bud Askins. -Bud Askins. Trust me, I know. 19:26.875 --> 19:29.041 The company's filled with guys like him. 19:29.125 --> 19:32.500 But Vault-Tec exists with or without me. 19:32.583 --> 19:35.416 Doesn't do anyone any good to complain from the sidelines. 19:35.500 --> 19:37.958 All I'm saying is we have this one life. 19:38.041 --> 19:42.250 Do you really want to spend your nine-to-fives working with these assholes? 19:42.333 --> 19:44.250 I need this job, Coop. 19:44.333 --> 19:46.875 -It guarantees us a spot in the vaults. -We got money. 19:46.958 --> 19:48.375 We can buy a spot in the vaults. 19:48.458 --> 19:50.250 One of the good vaults. 19:51.791 --> 19:53.833 What's that supposed to mean? 20:01.125 --> 20:04.333 I'm doing what I can, okay? 20:04.416 --> 20:07.458 Just... trust me. 20:09.458 --> 20:11.166 Please. 20:12.875 --> 20:14.541 Yeah. 20:14.625 --> 20:16.625 [pensive music playing] 20:22.166 --> 20:23.666 [news anchor] As all nations race 20:23.750 --> 20:26.250 to secure uranium and control the future of energy, 20:26.333 --> 20:29.083 a shortage has emerged, turning even allies 20:29.166 --> 20:31.375 into potential competitors. 20:31.458 --> 20:33.708 Will energy prices surge this winter 20:33.791 --> 20:36.041 -and will it lead to an expanded war? -[chuckles softly] 20:36.125 --> 20:38.083 Details after a word from our newest sponsor... 20:38.166 --> 20:41.208 Sorry you couldn't make it to the party the other night, Charlie. 20:42.250 --> 20:44.625 Guess you had one of your meetings, huh? 20:44.708 --> 20:47.250 One of your Communist meetings? Come on, man. 20:47.333 --> 20:50.625 We watched people die together up north fighting against all that horseshit. 20:50.708 --> 20:52.041 Yeah, and for what? 20:52.125 --> 20:55.666 What do you mean, for what? For the American dream. 20:55.750 --> 20:58.875 We're actors. We make movies, Charlie. 20:58.958 --> 21:01.000 Yeah, the American dream has me getting shot in the ass by you all day. 21:01.083 --> 21:04.000 You got five acres in Tarzana. I think you're doing all right. 21:04.083 --> 21:05.750 It don't matter, Coop. 21:05.833 --> 21:10.083 -Vault-Tec's the fucking devil, man. -My wife works there. 21:10.166 --> 21:13.500 -You really think Barb's the devil? -No, no, okay, I... 21:13.583 --> 21:15.375 I like Barb, okay? 21:17.666 --> 21:19.625 Do you know what "fiduciary responsibility" means? 21:19.708 --> 21:21.083 -Fiduciary responsibility? -Yeah. 21:21.166 --> 21:23.833 No, I have no fucking idea. 21:23.916 --> 21:25.708 I play a cowboy for a living. 21:25.791 --> 21:28.541 Okay. So, the U.S. government has outsourced 21:28.625 --> 21:30.791 the survival of the human race to Vault-Tec. 21:30.875 --> 21:33.583 -[laughs] -Vault-Tec is a private corporation 21:33.666 --> 21:36.250 that has a fiduciary responsibility to make money for its investors. 21:36.333 --> 21:38.791 And how does it make money? 21:39.958 --> 21:42.291 -By selling vaults. -That's called capitalism, Charlie. 21:42.375 --> 21:45.333 But they can't sell vaults if these peace negotiations go through. 21:45.416 --> 21:48.958 So Vault-Tec has a fiduciary responsibility 21:49.041 --> 21:51.208 to make sure that it don't work out. 21:51.291 --> 21:54.166 [sighs] Yeah. How they gonna do that? 21:54.250 --> 21:55.916 I don't know. 21:58.333 --> 22:00.500 You remember that movie we did with Johnny Morton-- 22:00.583 --> 22:03.041 you were the sheriff and I was some generic Indian? 22:03.125 --> 22:05.916 Come on, man, don't say that. Tallhand Mudlake could talk to horses. 22:06.000 --> 22:08.000 You played him with grace and with dignity. 22:08.083 --> 22:09.875 It was a great role for you. 22:09.958 --> 22:11.541 Morton played a rancher who owned half of Missouri. 22:11.625 --> 22:14.291 And what happens when the cattle ranchers have more power than the sheriff? 22:14.375 --> 22:17.625 -The whole town burns down. -The whole town burns down. Right. 22:17.708 --> 22:20.125 Vault-Tec is a trillion dollar company that owns half of everything. 22:20.208 --> 22:23.291 And after ten years of war, the U.S. government is broker than a joke. 22:23.375 --> 22:25.708 The cattle ranchers are in charge, Coop. 22:25.791 --> 22:27.458 Oh, come on. 22:27.541 --> 22:29.791 Unless the people do something about it. 22:29.875 --> 22:31.958 I guess everything's a conspiracy, right? 22:32.041 --> 22:34.208 -Come on, man, you sound like you're in a cult. -And you're sitting here 22:34.291 --> 22:36.458 defending a system that's ready to set the world on fire, Cooper. 22:36.541 --> 22:39.041 Maybe you're the one in the cult. 22:39.125 --> 22:40.458 [mutters] 22:43.166 --> 22:45.000 Look. 22:45.083 --> 22:47.000 You should come to a meeting. 22:47.083 --> 22:49.583 You should learn the truth about where your wife works. 22:52.791 --> 22:54.458 For her sake. 22:54.541 --> 22:56.541 [suspenseful music playing] 23:06.750 --> 23:08.583 Bartender, can I get one more? 23:13.833 --> 23:15.833 [phone ringing] 23:17.916 --> 23:22.041 -Hello? -[man] Hello! May I speak to Barb, please? 23:22.125 --> 23:23.791 -Who is it? -It's Henry. 23:23.875 --> 23:26.208 Henry from the Vault-Tec assistant training program. 23:26.291 --> 23:27.958 Is this Mr. Cooper Howard? 23:28.041 --> 23:31.500 Uh, I'm sorry, Henry, but my wife prefers not to take work calls in the evenings. 23:31.583 --> 23:32.833 Oh, no, no, no, uh, it'll just be a few minutes. 23:32.916 --> 23:34.416 -Okay. All right, bye-bye. -I have some questions for her. I don't-- 23:34.500 --> 23:38.375 Uh, that was Henry. From work. 23:38.458 --> 23:40.833 Do you have a... a new assistant? 23:40.916 --> 23:42.000 Yeah, I do. 23:42.083 --> 23:44.708 Yeah? Is Janey asleep? 23:44.791 --> 23:47.250 Uh, she's reading Little House on the Prairie to Roosevelt. 23:47.333 --> 23:49.708 Ah. Does he like it? 23:54.291 --> 23:55.375 What? 23:56.458 --> 23:58.708 It's going to be hard on her, that's all. 24:00.291 --> 24:01.791 What is? 24:01.875 --> 24:04.291 You know, no dogs in the vaults. 24:12.208 --> 24:14.458 Says who? 24:14.541 --> 24:16.125 [Barb] Hmm? 24:18.041 --> 24:20.791 No dogs in the vaults. Says who? 24:21.875 --> 24:24.375 Well... that's just 24:24.458 --> 24:26.833 the, um... that's the policy. 24:27.916 --> 24:29.291 You know, dogs eat meat. 24:30.375 --> 24:31.958 It's an avoidable inefficiency. 24:32.041 --> 24:33.958 Ah. 24:34.041 --> 24:35.458 Yeah. 24:39.375 --> 24:41.666 That's not really the question, is it? 24:41.750 --> 24:44.583 All I'm asking is 24:44.666 --> 24:47.083 who decided that there were no dogs in the vault? 24:47.166 --> 24:50.791 Well, I think that is a relatively trivial concern, 24:50.875 --> 24:53.291 given the prerequisite conditions of us living in 24:53.375 --> 24:54.750 a nuclear fallout shelter. 24:54.833 --> 24:58.375 Well, you know, I'm not sure that it is, to be quite honest. 24:58.458 --> 24:59.875 What? 24:59.958 --> 25:01.416 I'm serious. 25:01.500 --> 25:04.125 Who-who ma-- who makes the rules? 25:04.208 --> 25:06.625 Because no dogs allowed-- that is a new rule. 25:06.708 --> 25:10.541 Somebody decided that and didn't share it with fucking anyone. 25:12.375 --> 25:13.708 I mean, what else do you have in store for us? 25:13.791 --> 25:15.875 Are the-are the blue jumpsuits-- 25:15.958 --> 25:17.875 are those mandatory? What if I don’t want to wear a blue jumpsuit? 25:17.958 --> 25:19.666 -What if I want to wear a green one? -So the bomb falls, 25:19.750 --> 25:21.166 and you want to know about your wardrobe? 25:21.250 --> 25:23.166 No, I want to know about my freedom. 25:23.250 --> 25:25.708 I didn't go to war defending that freedom 25:25.791 --> 25:27.583 so that I could live in a cellar under the boot heel 25:27.666 --> 25:29.208 of Chairman Bud Askins. 25:29.291 --> 25:33.250 And while you were away at war, I stayed home. 25:33.333 --> 25:35.500 -I know you-- -I was checking the mail 25:35.583 --> 25:36.916 -every day. -I know. 25:37.000 --> 25:38.791 I was waiting by the phone every night. 25:38.875 --> 25:41.833 And every night I was driving myself crazy 25:41.916 --> 25:43.000 imagining the worst. 25:43.083 --> 25:47.000 So, you do not need to tell me how bad war is, Coop. 25:47.083 --> 25:49.500 Every day I go into work and I think about 25:49.583 --> 25:52.875 how humanity can survive a nuclear event 25:52.958 --> 25:56.166 that will wipe out 90% of life on earth and I come home 25:56.250 --> 25:59.625 and you're talking to me about hiding out at a ranch up in Bakersfield. 26:00.666 --> 26:03.708 You know, I don’t even know what planet you're on sometimes, Coop. 26:03.791 --> 26:07.250 But when the bombs drop, a two-hour drive ain't gonna cut it. 26:07.333 --> 26:10.666 So yes, there will be no dogs in the vaults. 26:10.750 --> 26:13.125 And no, none of it is ideal. 26:13.208 --> 26:16.916 But if billions of people are going to lose their lives, 26:17.000 --> 26:19.083 I will do whatever it takes to make sure the people I love-- 26:19.166 --> 26:21.291 that is you and that is Janey-- 26:21.375 --> 26:23.000 aren't among them. 26:25.208 --> 26:27.875 I have worked hard 26:27.958 --> 26:30.583 to make sure we go into 26:30.666 --> 26:32.583 a special vault for management, 26:32.666 --> 26:36.166 where we will oversee all of the other vaults. 26:38.208 --> 26:42.125 You don't get it. That is the best we can possibly hope for. 26:43.166 --> 26:45.083 For Janey. 26:45.166 --> 26:47.166 [haunting music playing] 26:52.541 --> 26:54.000 Hey, hey. 26:54.083 --> 26:56.250 -Hey, hey, hey. -[sniffles, whimpers] 26:56.333 --> 26:58.250 Come here. 27:00.833 --> 27:02.375 I'm sorry. 27:02.458 --> 27:05.791 I know you always try to do the right thing. 27:07.583 --> 27:09.458 That's what I love about you. 27:24.375 --> 27:28.750 And when you turn the little handle up top, it all goes away. 27:28.833 --> 27:30.666 Yep, that's... 27:30.750 --> 27:33.000 -how a toilet works. -Mm-hmm. 27:33.083 --> 27:34.916 I'm-I'm actually from a vault. 27:35.000 --> 27:36.291 You're what? 27:36.375 --> 27:39.666 -I'm from a vault. -So you are. 27:39.750 --> 27:43.666 -Goosey MacLean. -Oh, no, no. It's-it's Lucy. 27:47.958 --> 27:51.625 Nope, it says Goosey. Hmm. 27:51.708 --> 27:53.666 But hey, that's something. 27:53.750 --> 27:56.750 You don't meet a natural-born vault dweller every day. 27:56.833 --> 27:58.000 We're a dying breed. 27:58.083 --> 28:00.666 Oh, you're... you're from here? 28:00.750 --> 28:03.500 -Five generations, and proud of it. -Ah. 28:03.583 --> 28:04.958 I just thought because... 28:06.875 --> 28:11.375 Because so many, uh, people here seem to be refugees 28:11.458 --> 28:13.750 -from the surface. -Tell me about it. 28:13.833 --> 28:15.625 Ooh. These people. 28:15.708 --> 28:17.000 Am I right? [chuckles] 28:17.083 --> 28:19.041 [groans] 28:19.125 --> 28:20.958 I grabbed a moldy one. [clears throat] 28:21.041 --> 28:22.375 -What do you mean by that? -Well, 28:22.458 --> 28:25.125 you won't find anyone more open-minded than me, 28:25.208 --> 28:28.791 but they come in here with their smelly food 28:28.875 --> 28:30.875 and their weird ideas. 28:32.416 --> 28:34.333 You're from a vault. You get it. 28:34.416 --> 28:36.583 I-I don't understand. If you don't like people from the surface 28:36.666 --> 28:38.000 then why do you keep taking them in? 28:38.083 --> 28:40.375 It's a policy from before my time. 28:40.458 --> 28:42.500 But these newcomers, ooh, let me tell you, 28:42.583 --> 28:45.833 if you want to get elected, you have to respect their traditions 28:45.916 --> 28:49.583 and tolerate them and not call them "surfies." It's awful. 28:50.666 --> 28:54.000 What, you don't take in surface dwellers in your vault? 28:54.083 --> 28:57.208 Well, to be honest, no, we don't. 28:57.291 --> 28:59.416 -What is that like? -No, 28:59.500 --> 29:01.083 I think what you're doing here is a really good thing. 29:01.166 --> 29:03.541 I saw what was left of Shady Sands. 29:03.625 --> 29:07.291 An entire city just destroyed in an instant. It... 29:09.208 --> 29:10.875 I mean, some of these people lost everything. 29:10.958 --> 29:13.458 And that was a tragedy. 29:13.541 --> 29:16.791 So we took our share of them in and gave them a home 29:16.875 --> 29:18.375 because it's what we do. 29:18.458 --> 29:20.666 But it's like you can't make a funny joke about it 29:20.750 --> 29:22.000 without offending these guys. 29:22.083 --> 29:25.250 I mean, one funny joke I told on maybe ten occasions. 29:25.333 --> 29:27.583 -What was the joke? -[scoffs] 29:27.666 --> 29:28.666 I forget. 29:28.750 --> 29:31.375 All I know is it was a huge bomb. 29:32.375 --> 29:35.041 [chuckles] Pretty good, right? 29:35.125 --> 29:37.541 Oh, she doesn't get it. [clears throat] 29:37.625 --> 29:38.916 Any other questions? 29:39.000 --> 29:41.625 I do have one. Uh... 29:41.708 --> 29:44.791 What's on Level 12 and why can't we go there? 29:44.875 --> 29:46.375 We don't talk about that. 29:46.458 --> 29:48.333 -Geez, what's the matter with you? -Sorry, I-- 29:48.416 --> 29:49.916 -I just-- -You should go now. 29:50.000 --> 29:52.333 -I only wanted to-- -Goodbye, Goosey. 29:52.416 --> 29:54.666 [tense music playing] 29:59.250 --> 30:01.208 Skedaddle. 30:09.875 --> 30:11.958 [suspenseful music playing] 30:29.583 --> 30:31.583 ♪ ♪ 30:47.500 --> 30:48.500 Hey. 30:53.166 --> 30:55.125 Where do you guys get your power from? 31:21.791 --> 31:23.416 [pulsing steadily] 31:43.875 --> 31:46.208 [Birdie] I see you found our fusion core. 31:50.666 --> 31:53.041 How are we adjusting to life down here? 31:53.125 --> 31:55.083 Does it matter? 31:55.166 --> 31:56.625 I'm leaving soon. 32:00.541 --> 32:01.958 Aren't I? 32:04.083 --> 32:06.541 Some people who come here have a hard time adjusting 32:06.625 --> 32:08.958 to finally feeling safe. 32:10.208 --> 32:13.750 All the things you've had to do to survive still fresh in your mind. 32:17.583 --> 32:21.083 Trust doesn't come easily to those of us with a guilty conscience. 32:26.333 --> 32:27.458 Here. 32:27.541 --> 32:29.458 Unit 428. 32:29.541 --> 32:32.541 How about you sleep in a room of your own tonight? 32:32.625 --> 32:34.875 Have a hot shower. 32:34.958 --> 32:37.708 Nothing wrong with a little bit of comfort. 32:45.583 --> 32:49.166 Um, when you say "hot shower," what does-what does that mean, exactly? 32:49.250 --> 32:51.250 [gentle pop music playing indistinctly over P.A.] 32:51.333 --> 32:52.750 [indistinct chatter, laughing] 33:01.958 --> 33:03.875 [laughs] 33:11.083 --> 33:13.083 [eerie music playing] 33:39.791 --> 33:41.791 ♪ ♪ 33:54.833 --> 33:56.125 [♪ June Christy: "Give Me the Simple Life"] 33:56.208 --> 33:58.625 ♪ I don't believe in fretting and grieving ♪ 33:58.708 --> 34:01.541 ♪ Why mess around with strife? ♪ 34:01.625 --> 34:03.791 ♪ I never was cut out ♪ 34:03.875 --> 34:05.625 ♪ To step and strut out ♪ 34:05.708 --> 34:09.041 ♪ Give me the simple life ♪ 34:09.166 --> 34:13.041 ♪ Some find it pleasant dining on pheasant ♪ 34:13.166 --> 34:15.791 ♪ Those things roll off my knife ♪ 34:15.875 --> 34:19.625 ♪ Just serve me tomatoes and mashed potatoes ♪ 34:20.708 --> 34:23.083 ♪ Give me the simple life ♪ 34:23.166 --> 34:26.583 ♪ A cottage small is all I'm after ♪ 34:26.666 --> 34:30.166 ♪ Not one that's spacious and wide ♪ 34:30.250 --> 34:33.750 ♪ A house that rings with joy and laughter ♪ 34:33.833 --> 34:37.875 ♪ And the ones you love inside ♪ 34:37.958 --> 34:41.291 ♪ Some like the high road, I like the low road ♪ 34:41.375 --> 34:44.166 ♪ Free from the care and strife ♪ 34:44.250 --> 34:48.000 ♪ Sounds corny and seedy, but yes indeedy ♪ 34:48.083 --> 34:50.875 ♪ Give me the simple life ♪ 34:57.958 --> 35:01.916 ♪ I never was cut out to step and strut out ♪ 35:02.000 --> 35:05.500 ♪ Give me the simple life ♪ 35:11.666 --> 35:16.041 ♪ Just serve me tomatoes and mashed potatoes ♪ 35:16.125 --> 35:18.708 ♪ Give me the simple life ♪ 35:18.791 --> 35:22.458 ♪ A cottage small is all I'm after ♪ 35:22.541 --> 35:25.333 ♪ Not one that's spacious and wide ♪ 35:25.416 --> 35:28.791 ♪ A house that rings with joy and laughter... 35:28.875 --> 35:30.333 Excuse me. 35:30.416 --> 35:32.416 Yes. 35:38.375 --> 35:39.875 What is this? 35:39.958 --> 35:41.958 [wistful music playing] 36:07.583 --> 36:09.583 ♪ ♪ 36:39.708 --> 36:41.458 [dramatic music playing] 37:03.250 --> 37:04.958 -[door opens] -[vault dweller] It's almost starting. 37:05.041 --> 37:07.000 [door closes] 37:23.583 --> 37:24.625 Oh, uh, excuse me? 37:24.708 --> 37:26.166 What's going on? 37:26.250 --> 37:27.875 It's a Surface Dweller tradition. 37:27.958 --> 37:30.250 It can get a little rambunctious for my taste. 37:33.791 --> 37:36.000 You're welcome to come. 37:37.500 --> 37:39.166 Sure. 37:46.375 --> 37:48.458 [ominous music playing] 38:04.833 --> 38:06.541 [Sorrel] Well, shit. 38:07.791 --> 38:09.875 Why, Sorrel Booker. 38:09.958 --> 38:13.041 [both laughing] 38:13.125 --> 38:17.541 I heard it was a ghoul that fucked up that Super Duper Mart. 38:17.625 --> 38:19.625 Nobody told me it was the ghoul. 38:19.708 --> 38:21.541 Mm. Mm. 38:23.208 --> 38:24.958 You boys know who you just brought in? 38:26.166 --> 38:27.666 This sumbitch right here 38:27.750 --> 38:31.166 used to be the best bounty hunter to ever shoot a man in the ass. 38:31.250 --> 38:34.625 Kids these days don't know their goddamn history. 38:34.708 --> 38:36.583 Say, you got a needle and thread? 38:36.666 --> 38:39.041 [Troy scoffs] Sorry, 38:39.125 --> 38:41.291 we don't do a lot of knitting 'round here. 38:41.375 --> 38:43.750 It's called sewing. 38:43.833 --> 38:45.833 I think I got some in my bag. 39:00.333 --> 39:02.333 [grunts softly] 39:05.166 --> 39:07.208 Would you mind? 39:08.833 --> 39:12.250 Aw, come on now, Sorrel, we old friends, ain't we? 39:20.583 --> 39:23.500 Look at you. 200 years. 39:24.625 --> 39:27.291 I don't know what keeps you going. 39:27.375 --> 39:29.750 Maybe you just like the feeling 39:29.833 --> 39:32.458 of that good old California sunshine 39:32.541 --> 39:35.166 on your wrinkly-ass face. 39:37.250 --> 39:40.625 Or maybe you're still looking for her. 39:43.500 --> 39:44.666 Well, Sorrel... 39:46.375 --> 39:49.083 I can confidently cross one reason off that list for you. 39:49.166 --> 39:51.583 I sure as hell ain't still alive 39:51.666 --> 39:53.875 so that I can have unintelligent conversations 39:53.958 --> 39:55.875 with dipshits like yourself. 39:58.333 --> 40:00.500 Mind your fucking mouth. 40:00.583 --> 40:03.166 That's the president of the government you're talking to. 40:06.708 --> 40:08.125 Oh... 40:09.875 --> 40:11.916 You a president now? 40:12.000 --> 40:13.833 Don't see why not. 40:13.916 --> 40:16.541 Well, then you might want to hire a publicist. 40:16.625 --> 40:19.000 'Cause this is the first I'm hearing about this outfit. 40:19.083 --> 40:22.500 Now, what I am hearing is a whole lot of chatter 40:22.583 --> 40:24.166 about some woman. 40:24.250 --> 40:25.833 Name of Moldaver. 40:30.541 --> 40:32.333 They call her the Flame Mother. 40:33.458 --> 40:35.083 Now, that bitch is dangerous. 40:35.166 --> 40:37.708 Well, when it comes to leadership these days, 40:37.791 --> 40:40.625 dangerous is what they call a prerequisite. 40:40.708 --> 40:43.375 Somebody's got to step up and bring some order around here. 40:43.458 --> 40:46.125 You know why these boys brought you in? 40:46.208 --> 40:47.541 [Ghoul] 'Cause I fucked up 40:47.625 --> 40:50.250 a poor, defenseless gang-affiliated organ dealership? 40:50.333 --> 40:52.000 -Yep. -Mm. 40:52.083 --> 40:54.916 -Now, I've always liked you. -Well, I've always liked you. 40:55.000 --> 40:58.625 Well, ain't that sweet? But that Super Duper Mart you gutted 40:58.708 --> 41:00.208 was under our protection. 41:01.333 --> 41:04.958 So, if I wanted to let you go scot-free, 41:05.041 --> 41:07.833 folks might lose faith about what we're trying to do here. 41:07.916 --> 41:09.083 And then what? 41:10.500 --> 41:12.333 Anarchy in the streets. 41:12.416 --> 41:14.750 Exactly. 41:14.833 --> 41:17.666 Now, you got anything to say in your defense? 41:17.750 --> 41:19.333 Guilty as charged. 41:19.416 --> 41:20.958 Just like that? 41:21.041 --> 41:22.291 [suspenseful music playing] 41:22.375 --> 41:25.583 Just like that. 41:25.666 --> 41:27.833 Now, if you need any more evidence, 41:27.916 --> 41:31.541 I can tell you about this town I just shot up, Filly. 41:31.625 --> 41:35.083 Oh, I must have killed nine or ten people. 41:35.166 --> 41:36.833 My daddy lives in Filly. 41:36.916 --> 41:39.291 Well, not no more he don't, 41:39.375 --> 41:41.000 unless he's a coward. 41:41.083 --> 41:43.541 Don't take the bait, son. 41:43.625 --> 41:47.166 Well, I ain't fishing. I'm just trying to game this out, now. 41:47.250 --> 41:51.166 In my experience, the apple tends not to fall too far from the tree. 41:52.916 --> 41:55.166 Is that true in your case? 41:55.250 --> 41:57.583 My daddy ain't no coward. 41:57.666 --> 42:01.000 Well, then I guess the only question is... 42:02.208 --> 42:03.833 ...are you? 42:05.541 --> 42:06.791 [Sorrel] Sheriff Rex. 42:07.875 --> 42:10.000 Take Sheriff Troy's guns away. 42:13.416 --> 42:15.708 Very presidential of you. 42:17.250 --> 42:19.583 [Sorrel] Take him out back and feed him to the hogs. 42:27.416 --> 42:28.750 [grunting] 42:40.458 --> 42:42.041 Goddamn it. 42:43.291 --> 42:45.791 I got one question for you, ol' buddy. 42:45.875 --> 42:48.416 Why... 42:51.375 --> 42:54.375 do you have this picture on your wall? 42:54.458 --> 42:56.583 That's Moldaver. 42:58.166 --> 42:59.916 Why? 43:01.708 --> 43:03.958 Well, that's not how I remember her, is all. 43:05.250 --> 43:06.750 Yeah? 43:06.833 --> 43:09.708 Well, how do you remember her? 43:13.583 --> 43:17.333 [♪ The Metrotones: "Skitter Skatter" playing on radio] 43:17.416 --> 43:21.166 ♪ Well, what would you do if your baby left you alone? ♪♪ 43:21.250 --> 43:23.250 [engine stops] 43:29.041 --> 43:31.041 [intriguing music playing] 43:35.041 --> 43:37.250 [sighs] 43:46.041 --> 43:48.708 [indistinct chatter] 44:12.416 --> 44:14.208 -Hi. -Hey. 44:22.916 --> 44:24.625 [sighs] 44:40.333 --> 44:42.333 [all exhaling slowly] 45:06.041 --> 45:08.041 ♪ ♪ 45:26.750 --> 45:28.750 ♪ ♪ 45:57.791 --> 45:58.791 Thanks for coming. 45:58.875 --> 46:00.375 Yeah, we'll see if I stay. 46:00.458 --> 46:01.916 You'll stay. 46:15.041 --> 46:17.083 Flame Mother, we remember. 46:17.166 --> 46:18.166 [all] Flame Mother, 46:18.250 --> 46:20.125 we remember. 46:20.208 --> 46:21.916 [Birdie] We bring back the past 46:22.000 --> 46:23.208 as we remember. 46:23.291 --> 46:25.708 We bring back the past as we remember. 46:25.791 --> 46:27.875 We bring back Shady Sands... 46:27.958 --> 46:29.958 We bring back Shady Sands. 46:30.041 --> 46:32.125 -...as we remember. -[all] As we remember. 46:32.208 --> 46:36.083 -We bring back those taken from us. -We bring back those taken from us. 46:36.166 --> 46:38.375 We bring back those taken from us... 46:38.458 --> 46:40.666 We bring back those taken from us. 46:40.750 --> 46:43.083 ...by covering ourselves in their ashes. 46:43.166 --> 46:45.750 By covering ourselves in their ashes. 46:45.833 --> 46:47.541 [Birdie] We bring back those taken from us 46:47.625 --> 46:49.875 by covering ourselves in their ashes. 46:49.958 --> 46:52.333 [all] By covering ourselves in their ashes. 46:52.416 --> 46:55.000 To bring back Shady Sands, blood must spill. 46:55.083 --> 46:58.291 [all] To bring back Shady Sands, blood must spill. 46:58.375 --> 46:59.708 I think there's somebody you should meet. 46:59.791 --> 47:01.375 -Yeah, who's that? -[all] Blood must spill. 47:01.458 --> 47:04.500 -Blood must spill. -Blood must spill. 47:04.583 --> 47:05.916 [Birdie] Blood must spill. 47:06.000 --> 47:10.000 -Blood must spill. -[Birdie] To bring back Shady Sands, blood must spill. 47:10.083 --> 47:13.250 To bring back Shady Sands, blood must spill. 47:13.333 --> 47:15.166 -Oh, Flame Mother... -Oh, Flame Mother... 47:15.250 --> 47:18.291 Oh, Flame Mother, you will be our salvation. 47:18.375 --> 47:21.625 Oh, Flame Mother, you will be our salvation. 47:25.875 --> 47:27.291 Mr. Howard? 47:32.541 --> 47:34.541 [all] Oh, Flame Mother, 47:34.625 --> 47:36.875 you will be our salvation. 47:37.958 --> 47:39.083 I'm a big fan. 48:04.083 --> 48:05.291 Titus?! 48:07.750 --> 48:09.291 We need to talk... 48:10.291 --> 48:11.916 Yes. 48:12.000 --> 48:14.375 [♪ Jack Shaindlin: "I'm Tickled Pink"] 48:14.458 --> 48:15.791 You were right about this place. 48:15.875 --> 48:16.875 No. 48:16.958 --> 48:20.708 You were right. Check this out. These are called oysters. 48:20.791 --> 48:23.708 You want one? They make you feel so good. 48:23.791 --> 48:25.958 You want to make my cock explode now? 48:26.041 --> 48:28.541 -What? -Sorry, intercourse? 48:28.625 --> 48:30.291 No, Titus. 48:30.375 --> 48:32.916 No, we need to leave. Right now. 48:33.000 --> 48:34.625 These people are insane. 48:34.708 --> 48:37.250 -Yeah, they're like you. A little weird, but nice. -No. 48:37.333 --> 48:39.333 Plus, my arm. You know, I really... 48:39.416 --> 48:41.166 I ought to give it a little more time. 48:44.416 --> 48:47.291 Okay. Titus, look, 48:47.375 --> 48:48.916 I get why you'd want to stay. 48:49.000 --> 48:51.291 Okay? I really do, I... 48:51.375 --> 48:54.833 I know this must all seem really nice compared to the-the shoot show 48:54.916 --> 48:55.916 that's up there. 48:56.000 --> 48:58.541 I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to go back on our deal 48:58.625 --> 49:02.041 and-and just be somewhere that is good and safe. 49:03.625 --> 49:05.041 But this isn't it. 49:05.125 --> 49:06.958 They gave me a robe. 49:07.041 --> 49:08.000 I know. 49:08.083 --> 49:10.000 And slippers. 49:11.500 --> 49:13.583 These people are hiding something from us 49:13.666 --> 49:15.666 and I'm gonna prove it to you, okay? 49:15.750 --> 49:16.833 I'm not leaving without you. 49:19.458 --> 49:22.000 ♪ Say then we'll be married ♪ 49:22.083 --> 49:25.625 ♪ In the month of May ♪♪ 49:31.833 --> 49:33.833 [dramatic music playing] 49:55.500 --> 49:57.916 [doors open] 50:24.708 --> 50:26.708 ♪ ♪ 50:56.416 --> 50:58.416 ♪ ♪ 51:27.541 --> 51:29.541 ♪ ♪ 51:32.666 --> 51:34.666 [woman panting] 51:45.125 --> 51:47.125 [grunting] 51:50.583 --> 51:51.791 [moans] 51:56.916 --> 51:58.916 [screaming] 52:10.333 --> 52:11.291 -[button clicks] -[recording stops] 52:11.375 --> 52:13.375 [monitors beeping steadily] 52:16.541 --> 52:18.541 [sinister music playing] 52:52.416 --> 52:54.416 ♪ ♪ 53:19.791 --> 53:22.458 [short chuckle] Glad you' re all right. 53:24.708 --> 53:28.041 When I saw the door was open, I worried one of you might have gotten out. 53:39.666 --> 53:41.166 [shoe squeaks] 53:42.291 --> 53:43.500 Hello? 53:51.541 --> 53:53.541 [alarm blaring] 54:10.375 --> 54:12.916 Aah! [shouting] 54:13.000 --> 54:14.833 [grunting] 54:28.791 --> 54:31.541 No! You're crazy! 54:31.625 --> 54:35.833 You people are crazy! Your entire culture is insane! 54:35.916 --> 54:37.083 I'm sure if we came to your home 54:37.166 --> 54:38.583 -we would say the same thing. -[grunts] Get off! 54:40.833 --> 54:42.833 No! [groaning] 54:55.583 --> 54:58.166 [♪ Jack Shaindlin: "I'm Tickled Pink" resumes] 55:01.291 --> 55:03.500 ♪ I'm tickled pink ♪ 55:03.583 --> 55:06.666 ♪ That things are rosy ♪ 55:06.750 --> 55:11.500 ♪ And skies are blue once again ♪ 55:11.583 --> 55:17.125 ♪ Let the bygones go bye-bye ♪ 55:17.208 --> 55:22.291 ♪ No more will I sigh or cry ♪ 55:23.958 --> 55:26.041 ♪ I'm tickled pink ♪ 55:26.125 --> 55:29.458 ♪ The moon is yellow ♪ 55:29.541 --> 55:33.083 ♪ And I'm your fellow tonight ♪ 55:34.458 --> 55:39.458 ♪ Soon we'll greet that red-letter day ♪ 55:39.541 --> 55:42.208 ♪ When I will pop the question ♪ 55:42.291 --> 55:45.125 ♪ And you'll say, "Okay" ♪ 55:45.208 --> 55:50.750 ♪ Say then we'll be married in the month of May ♪ 55:52.458 --> 55:54.583 ♪ I'm tickled pink ♪ 55:54.666 --> 55:58.041 ♪ That things are rosy ♪ 55:58.125 --> 56:02.750 ♪ And skies are blue once again ♪ 56:02.833 --> 56:08.333 ♪ Let the bygones go bye-bye ♪ 56:08.416 --> 56:13.458 ♪ No more will I sigh or cry ♪ 56:15.250 --> 56:17.416 ♪ I'm tickled pink ♪ 56:17.500 --> 56:20.916 ♪ The moon is yellow ♪ 56:21.000 --> 56:25.791 ♪ And I'm your fellow tonight ♪ 56:25.875 --> 56:31.083 ♪ Soon we'll greet that red-letter day ♪ 56:31.166 --> 56:33.833 ♪ When I will pop the question ♪ 56:33.916 --> 56:36.875 ♪ And you say, "Okay" ♪ 56:36.958 --> 56:43.291 ♪ Say then we'll be married in the month of May ♪♪ 56:44.416 --> 56:46.416 [ominous music playing] 57:16.000 --> 57:18.000 ♪ ♪